Don't even get me started on petting axolotl's tho. Those jerks never owed allegiance to anyone. Even the feeding tongs weren't above scrutiny. quick, nippy scrutiny. Jaw's feeling a bit better today though. nothing like seeking medical consultation to scare the pain away!
Oh the number of times I get people with this. The wife doesn't fall for it anymore. Should probably get a new one... In other news, my jaw hurts like hell. If it's the wisdom teeth, their days are FUCKING NUMBERED.